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This is going to be a set of cards with a super bad and wrong joke about the law on each with ApexLawService.com “Save on Legal Services” on the back so when we hand them out at bars and then people get arrested for DUI with them still in their pockets they will definitely hire us and not think we jinxed them. If you need a DUI or Criminal Defense Attorney for any reason (Our Client was a Prosecutor), CLICK HERE.
Around 500 law related jokes written for us. We are going to be making cards for distribution to San Diego County Bars for the enjoyment of the Patrons. We will be developing a SmartPhone App too.
www.cardsagainstthelaw.com is our little marketing project. there are some super funny jokes and some super heinous and nasty jokes that when they make you laugh will force you to deal with what you really are and what the law really is. nasty human conflict and cognitive dissonance. 😎
If you feel these jokes are too out of bounds, please read about humor in this treatise.
We are developing a Standup Comedy Night series called “Jokes Against the Law”
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example jokes from the cards:
Q: What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar?
A: SHE RIFF
Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.
Q: Who do you call when Zika infected mosquitoes attack?
A: The SWAT team.
Q: Why was the police officer sleeping on the job?
A: He was under cover.
The rest of the jokes are temporarily down for regular preventative maintenance, checks and services.